He isn’t saying it was aliens.. but it was totally aliens who did it. Also, ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?

Addicted to Subs

With Apologies to Mr. Robert Palmer, and slushers everywhere:

Your laptops on, but you’re not home

Your mind is not your own

Your hands sweat, your keys grind
Another story, and you’ll be fine
You can’t sleep, you can’t eat
There’s no doubt, you’re in too deep
Your pants are tight, you can’t breathe
Refresh the link, you start to read
Ohh oohh

You like to think that you’re immune to the slush…oh yeah

It’s closer to the truth to say you can’t get enough
You know you’re gonna have to face it
You’re addicted to subs

You see the signs, but you still read

You’re spouse’s afraid, you’re takin’ speed
You heart beats in double time
Another page and you’ll be fine, a one track mind
You can’t be saved
A publishable story is all you crave
If there’s some subs for you
You don’t mind if you do
Ohh oohh

You like to think that you’re immune to the slush

It’s closer to the truth to say you can’t get enough
You know you’re gonna have to face it
You’re addicted to subs

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to subs

I still live

Those of you were of drinking age in the 90s know what I'm talking about hereAnd snark…

 

I miss Ren & Stimpy.

- Seamus

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Damn, brother. It’s been a fur piece since I had one this perfect. Also, yes, I live. -Seamus

If you find yourself in need of inspriation

This soundtrack will carry you across the pages like a horse at full gallop as the steady drum beat and strings wring the words out of you. 

-Seamus

And on this day

Dear readers,

Nothing was a surprise, few were fooled, and for those few who were, it was not an unusual state of being on this, or any other day. The jaded cynic in us sneered in loathing of the paltry, desperate and over-wrought attempts to bring novelty to the permanent state of NOW that exists on the internet, each day but a recapitulation of the day before, filled with more useless cats, more traumatized testicles, more tired memes; clever like a hollow chocolate bunny is filling, and that much less signal to all the noise, noise, noise.

Good night, ladies and gentlemen.

-Seamus

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