Dear readers,
Nothing was a surprise, few were fooled, and for those few who were, it was not an unusual state of being on this, or any other day. The jaded cynic in us sneered in loathing of the paltry, desperate and over-wrought attempts to bring novelty to the permanent state of NOW that exists on the internet, each day but a recapitulation of the day before, filled with more useless cats, more traumatized testicles, more tired memes; clever like a hollow chocolate bunny is filling, and that much less signal to all the noise, noise, noise.
Good night, ladies and gentlemen.
-Seamus
